Dick Tracy Gang

Vitals:

• 4 Men, Ages 25 to 26 (looking for Women)

Bio:

We know each other from: Filthy-has questionable behavior when the sun goes down and never leaves the house without a "designer" party beard (think: a homeless man's Colin Farrell after three weeks worth of binge drinking) Moo-Gatu-the cultural one of the group...loves everything euro, jazz music, and indie films. In fact, some even say he talks with a gay/british accent (think: Phillip Seymour Hoffman while playing his role in Capote) Leatherface-His main form of entertainment is UV rays. His skin is SO tan that it looks like leather, even in the winter (think: a younger George Hamilton-NOT George Hamilton when he was young) The Body-The name says it all! (think: Arnold Schwarzenagger, actually just kidding. Think: Cartman) Trader T.-Enjoys wearing suits, talking about work, stocks, bonds, the market, recently read WSJ articles, bull AND bear markets (Think: Barney from How I Met Your Mother) Buzzard-buzzes and squawks (whatever that means) around girls (think: Jeff Goldblum in the fly)

Some of our common interests are: Girls with personalities (and body types) like ours, should be easy...right?